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Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
no more microwave dinners and saturated fats,
a patient better driver,
a safer car
baby smiling in back seat
sleeping well
no bad dreams,
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
never washing spiders down the plughole,
keep in contact with old friends
enjoy a drink now and then,
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank. hole in the wall,
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
the ability to laugh at weakness,
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.
I’m awkward and eccentric.
we’ll rule the world! …(someday)
i nearly pride myself on this.
THIS IS AWKWARD. teeheee
can I say endearingly awkward?
most definitely.
More than anyone you will ever meet.
x33imyajaira: mimzcarpiooow: gibberissey:tonybattung:
Post this and see it get no reblogs. How sad. :( :-j
you know meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
story of my life.
diegobenjamin:travs:benadgatemusic:lostandgone: withyourcrookedheart:casuallean: innamon:folieabecca:...
like you wouldn’t believe.
Story of my Life! :(
:-” Always and forever.
Only with him. DAYUMN. i just realized na ang loser ko around him :| Grr.
AWKWARD AND PROUD!
Always have been, always will be.
“Mandi, never finds anything awkward she could pretty much walkin on somebody jacking off and sit down and hold a...
socially at times.
omg tell me about it
I’m an odd brand of awkward.
I am and I am DAMN PROUD! :D
hell yeah f’sshoo lo
travs:benadgatemusic:lostandgone:sorelativelyfucked:withyourcrookedheart:casuallean:cheststirheadblur:innamon:folieabecca...
OH YEAH ! :D HAHA . x)
fucking proud of it.
just ask my candidates from this year, and last year =D
i will be if jess and holly become “jess and holly”… regardless i’m still awkward
hahaha i mean if your vivian and czarina who like to go to someones house when there not cool
sorelativelyfucked:withyourcrookedheart:casuallean:cheststirheadblur:innamon:folieabecca:thisisyourguiltypleasure:justini...
Just with cute boys, apparently!
THIS IS FOR RAE.
There is nothing more awkward I’ve learn than saying that you thought you’re sister called you “sugar tits” It was kind...
and a teenager? WELL, THIS MUST BE THE INTERNET …
according to my coworkers and best friends i am -.- lol
it makes me, me.
totally agree, girls are too hard.
Just a bit, haha…
I’m so freaking awkward.
You don’t even know.
I am the definition of awkward
Hence why I can’t get a boyfriend.
in every possible way.
guilty.. uh that was awkward -Molly
Totally, but at least once it was preceded by the word “awesomely” when describing me and/or the whole situation. :)
more than i need to be.
too tired for a real effort in this blog
Check out the comments… Imagine all of us in one room…
i can make akward moments … even more akward -_____- haha true story .
laurenemilyy In my mind, I feel like I’m awkward 90% of the time.
me? awkward? pssh hell naaww…… okay fine maybe a little….or a lot.
very much so thank you.
i know its cliche to say story of my life
hahaha trust me, i know that now.
yup…if someone asked me to describe myself in one word it would be Awkward…for sure.
i’m so awkward that… yeah.
isnt everybody atleast once? :P
Starting to think I am
i love talking to my VERY christian neighbor about sex. her face gets bright red, and she always says she needs to go...
I’ve been told. xD
haha like 95% of the time. It’s not that i’m an awkward person, but i always find a way to make a situation awkward....
LMAO i am…………. . … .… .. .. .. . … .. …….
You are Jess. Just wanted to point that out. lolololol ily.